tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38912665767304083512011-08-09T15:19:20.985+02:00The sole purpose of existence of my completely unprofessional podcast is to make friends. And to practice English. And to become famous. And rich. So there are four sole purposes. Besides that this podcast is supposed to be funny, but informative, and intelligent, but entertaining, but hot, but cool. At the moment it's hopelessly, terribly, utterly and completely unprofessional. In English with bad Polish accent. Enjoy!Martin Lechowicznoreply@blogger.comBlogger111100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3891266576730408351.post-64875470132463032792007-09-23T19:45:00.000+02:002007-09-23T19:56:28.062+02:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_ozquwcoyn7c/RvaoktiBE_I/AAAAAAAAAAM/aWJHDA2ns8A/s1600-h/Flies+attack.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_ozquwcoyn7c/RvaoktiBE_I/AAAAAAAAAAM/aWJHDA2ns8A/s400/Flies+attack.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5113459775576806386" /></a><br />My first ever comic strip. What do you think? Isn't it just beautiful?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3891266576730408351-6487547013246303279?l=completelyunprofessional.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Martin Lechowicznoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3891266576730408351.post-74391851861803276902007-09-01T13:30:00.000+02:002007-09-01T13:34:06.082+02:00I am back! Back from the 30-day moped tour around Poland. And ready to talk, blah blah blah, although I have nothing to say today. Sorry. Come back tommorow.<br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://audio.completelyunprofessional.com/CU_11.mp3">Click here to download Episode Eleven</a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >or</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/CompletelyUnprofessional"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >subscribe to RSS feed</span></a></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3891266576730408351-7439185186180327690?l=completelyunprofessional.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Martin Lechowicznoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3891266576730408351.post-63356260871440925612007-07-10T19:53:00.000+02:002007-07-10T20:07:24.969+02:00I'm going to the trip tomorrow! Me + moped + <i>Jolly Roger</i> + a month = "Born To Be Wild Tour 2007". If you speak Polish, make sure to visit <a href="http://Trip.CompletelyUnprofessional.com">Born To Be Wild Tour 2007 Web Page</a>! It was supposed to start today. Why didn't it? I explain it all in this episode. I also talk about some numerous odds & ends, including the most fundamental difference between American and Polish constitution. By the way, if you have some peanut butter cups, well... I'll tell you in the podcast what to do with them.<br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://audio.completelyunprofessional.com/CU_10.mp3">Click here to download Episode Ten</a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >or</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/CompletelyUnprofessional"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >subscribe to RSS feed</span></a></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3891266576730408351-6335626087144092561?l=completelyunprofessional.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Martin Lechowicznoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3891266576730408351.post-5327317721884207912007-06-17T12:58:00.000+02:002007-06-17T13:11:16.762+02:00<b>Hey, dudes!</b><br /><p><br />How are you doing? Waiting eagerly for summer adventures, like a careless bum? Or working your ass off, like a good citizen? As for me, I intend to have really exceptional summer, and you can learn what it is exactly by listening to the episode 9: "Marihuana or canibus". By the way: is <i>marihuana</i> made of <i>canibus</i>? Cause some <b>Really Important Authority of Poland</b> claims it's not. Wanna know who's so well educated?<br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://audio.completelyunprofessional.com/CU_09.mp3">Click here to download Episode Nine</a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >or</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/CompletelyUnprofessional"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >subscribe to RSS feed</span></a></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3891266576730408351-532731772188420791?l=completelyunprofessional.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Martin Lechowicznoreply@blogger.com28tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3891266576730408351.post-40755801155752074202007-06-03T16:55:00.000+02:002007-06-03T17:02:06.526+02:00It is only a song. I changed words a little bit to make them fit Polish world better. Original ones (although I personaly loved them) do not represent the majority of Way Of Thinking of the Polish People. So to celebrate democracy, here is my version of the Wonderful World we've been creating for ourselves...<br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://audio.completelyunprofessional.com/Wonderful.mp3">Listen to the song</a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >or</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/CompletelyUnprofessional"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >subscribe to RSS feed</span></a></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3891266576730408351-4075580115575207420?l=completelyunprofessional.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Martin Lechowicznoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3891266576730408351.post-18933609106245671682007-05-26T20:51:00.000+02:002007-05-26T20:56:09.951+02:00I can't even think of a proper description of this episode. Just listen. If you can think of a good description let me know. And oh! Take a second and write a comment on the topic I mentioned in the podcast. Cheers!<br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://audio.completelyunprofessional.com/CU_07.mp3">Click here to download Episode Seven</a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >or</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/CompletelyUnprofessional"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >subscribe to RSS feed</span></a></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3891266576730408351-1893360910624567168?l=completelyunprofessional.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Martin Lechowicznoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3891266576730408351.post-69057392507667026912007-05-17T00:52:00.000+02:002007-05-17T00:59:23.156+02:00It is late and I'm very tired, but I feel like talking. Unfortunately there is nobody I can talk to at hand. "Oh my goodness, what shall I do now?" - I think in panic. And then I saw the microphone. And there you go. An improvised midnight story was born. A story that is pure nonsense and complete waste of time. You should have belived me when I said it would be a completely unprofessional podcast.<br /><p><br />Who cares. You're not paying me for talking sense, are you? So I can have some fun. Averybody's trying to be so damn professional - I'll try to be real for a change. How about that?<br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://audio.completelyunprofessional.com/CU_06.mp3">Click here to download Episode Six</a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >or</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/CompletelyUnprofessional"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >subscribe to RSS feed</span></a></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3891266576730408351-6905739250766702691?l=completelyunprofessional.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Martin Lechowicznoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3891266576730408351.post-17100034387932777352007-05-13T18:21:00.000+02:002007-05-13T18:31:16.416+02:00My first video episode! Just a short movie about the town I live in. Krakow, Poland. With some comment, of course. Highly unprofessional.<br /><br />Download it or watch it on the webpage (thanks to YouTube).<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://audio.completelyunprofessional.com/CU_05.mp4">Click here to download Episode Five</a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >or</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/CompletelyUnprofessional"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >subscribe to RSS feed</span></a></span><br /></div><br /><br /><object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3D0vi27tWtk"> </param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3D0vi27tWtk" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"> </embed> </object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3891266576730408351-1710003438793277735?l=completelyunprofessional.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Martin Lechowicznoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3891266576730408351.post-33148388623260749852007-05-05T23:37:00.000+02:002007-05-09T13:39:08.473+02:00Ah, just a free, mindless talking about women, my opinion on the movie Spiderman 3 and some general thoughts about talking, talking, talking. This episode is - as usual - highly unprofessional. Listen, smile and write to me afterwards (or drop a comment).<br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://audio.completelyunprofessional.com/CU_04a.mp3">Click here to download Episode Four and Half</a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >or</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/CompletelyUnprofessional"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >subscribe to RSS feed</span></a></span><br /></div><br /><br /><a href="http://odeo.com/claim/feed/9618807ce32bc7c7">My Odeo Channel</a> (odeo/9618807ce32bc7c7)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3891266576730408351-3314838862326074985?l=completelyunprofessional.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Martin Lechowicznoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3891266576730408351.post-30985418776291046092007-05-05T23:02:00.000+02:002007-05-05T23:43:22.731+02:00Oh my goodness, this one was tragic. I started wrong and didn't finish, because it was so hopelessly unprofessional. Just skip it and move straight to the next one. Seriously. Do not, DO NOT listen to this one.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://audio.completelyunprofessional.com/CU_04.mp3">Click here to download Episode Four</a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >or</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/CompletelyUnprofessional"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >subscribe to RSS feed</span></a></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3891266576730408351-3098541877629104609?l=completelyunprofessional.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Martin Lechowicznoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3891266576730408351.post-38337017800872081682007-04-27T21:00:00.000+02:002007-05-05T00:49:51.303+02:00Episode 2 was so utterly and completely bad (not to mention total lack of professionalism) I simply had to delete it and start over.<br />So here goes the fist official episode of the Completely Unprofessional Podcast! Weepeee!<br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://audio.completelyunprofessional.com/CU_03.mp3">Click here to download Episode Three</a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >or</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/CompletelyUnprofessional"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >subscribe to RSS feed</span></a></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3891266576730408351-3833701780087208168?l=completelyunprofessional.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Martin Lechowicznoreply@blogger.com0